Dat Pizza Box
This Domino’s Pizza box advertises their gluten-free crust, saying, “FINALLY a gluten free crust that tastes better than the box it came in.” Who thought of that tagline? Your crust tastes better than cardboard? Really? Having a gluten free crust isn’t even a selling point for me, so you’re not making my taste buds water with that statement.
Meanwhile, I’m nipple-deep in Christmas stuff this week(especially yesterday), so just imagine a happy sleeping ferret with a tummy full of greasy pizza.
This has been your Monday blog post.