Crown Me

on January 12, 2012 at 6:31 am and modified on January 17, 2013. at 8:06 pm
The year is 2132

Death: Nice dinner party, Guy.
Guy: Oh, were we wearing our crowns for this?
Death: Well, I just figured-
Guy: FRISKET! bring me my crown!
Death: Oh, I’m not forcing you to wear your-
Death: Are you making this into a competition?