Roger Ebert died yesterday and a comic naturally popped in my head. That comic was boring, but had the same idea as this one: Siskel & Ebert gave cancer two thumbs down and cancer took revenge on both of them. It was a long, valiant battle, and it ended yesterday.

Man, cancer is a jerk.

Transcript:

Way back in 1998 in a German-Italian fusion restaurant in a retro-style theater below the surface of the moon, Siskel and Ebert gave cancer 2 thumbs down.

Cancer didn’t take kindly to this pesky thumb-pointing.

Rest in peace, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert.