So tell me… who do you feel the most sorry for?

Ferret legging is a contest to see who can keep a ferret in their pants the longest. The ferret must have sharp claws, sharp teeth, and it must not be drugged. The contestant can not be drunk, either. Yes, it really does exist.

The background is an area of Scotland because I like the background to show where the comic is happening, and it’s not happening in the ocean this time. Copyright info is available on Wikimedia Commons here.

Human with the bright red mustache: Welcome to our annual ferret-legging competition!
This year, we thought we’d try something different.
Instead of dropping regulation-sized ferrets like these down the trousers of our contestants, we’ve borrowed a few ferrets from our friends at Dook island…

Hobbes: I didn’t sign up for this!