I keep an easily-sacrificed rug by his litter box just in case. Transcript: You haven’t cleaned my litter box within 12 hours, so I’ve taken my business elsewhere.
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My cat’s hobby: changing the shape of boxes. I know I have a photo of him in an octagonal box(it was rectangular before he got in it), but after looking for an hour I don’t know where it is. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I actually woke up at 4am on Saturday, and this happened. I eventually decided that I did indeed get enough sleep, so I was able to eat BREAKFAST at 7:30AM! Yes, that meal that people with NORMAL sleep schedules get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Holding your finger like that? That’s encouraging him. I’d advise against doing that again. Transcript: Hmm… (“Hmm”, indeed) UPDATE: Found this spam comment funny for this comic: “I really have a tendency to go along with all the things[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
…unless somebody has indeed just lost their shirt or leg to it. Transcript: Ferret: I have the power to turn this escalator into stairs! Emergency stop button: Emergency stop. Legs: Hop! Butt: bop Escalator: wirrr… thup Girl: We’re stuck!
I’m leaving it up to you to decide what is in the glass. It’s more fun that way. Glass: Water. Customer: Hmm? Oh, I understand. You switched my soda pop with water because I didn’t pay for soda pop.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of many questions that bug me at work. I’m tempted to add in 20 more copies of panels 2 and 3. Customer: Excuse me, where’s the silverware? Ferret: Oh, we don’t use silverware at this restaurant.Ferret: We do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The third panel depicts when this comic was sketched on December 19th. Comic ideas don’t let cartoonists sleep, even when on hiatus. Neither does YouTube. Transcript: Just one more thing before I go to bed… One more minute… [blank panel][…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, there are other ways to pay the phone bill, but when the mail doesn’t have time to get it there before it’s due or if you simply prefer cash, this is your option. Oh, and the system to pay[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tomorrow, the Mayan calendar will be cycling to a new b’ak’tun like our calendar cycles to a new century. This has a lot of people scared for some reason, even though the superstitious should be HAPPY that we’re getting out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…