Avoiding Spoilers
I seriously hope none of the joke guesses turn out to be true. Squirrel Girl should have her own movie first.
I actually sought out spoilers so I knew what NOT to include here. I mean, what if Squirrel Girl was a surprise cameo? I didn’t want any of my joke spoilers to be real spoilers.
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The ferret is walking through the toy department when he turns and reacts, "What the flerken?" Filling a wall is toys from Avengers: Endgame that have various things I have covered with black rectangles because there are spoilers galore. A box with "That pivotal scene!" at the top is covered up with a spoiler label. "New thingamajig!" with "Don't look!" covering the box. An action figure has "New weapon?" covering it so you don't see the spoiler. An action figure of Rocket Raccoon inside the Infinity Gauntlet is not blocked out. A random thing in an action figure's hand is covered up so you don't get THAT spoiler. And finally, a box with the title "Squirrel Girl defeats Thanos" is covered up with just the word "chitter". "I'm trying to avoid spoilers, Marvel!"
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