Flippin’ Frying Pan
on June 25, 2018
I was going to wait until new episodes of Rick and Morty come out before referencing the show, but hoo-wee, that’ll be quite a long wait.
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As the ferret dances around a skillet on the stove, he precariously sings, "Yummy nummy catfish, what a tasty hot dish, gotta get some garnish, cherish me some nourish..." then trips over the handle of the skillet, which falls on him and makes a rhyming "Squish" sound.
The ferret screams from the floor, "GAH! TOASTER! I am in great pain, please help me!".
The toaster, being a toaster, cannot help the poor fuzz noodle physically. However it is a virtual assistant, so it does beep and give a response. "Hello. Did you mean 'wubba lubba dub dub'?"
The confused, crippled critter clarifies, "What? NO! HELP!"
The toaster now knows what must be done. "Okay, playing 'Help!' by the Beatles."
The ferret screams from the floor, "GAH! TOASTER! I am in great pain, please help me!".
The toaster, being a toaster, cannot help the poor fuzz noodle physically. However it is a virtual assistant, so it does beep and give a response. "Hello. Did you mean 'wubba lubba dub dub'?"
The confused, crippled critter clarifies, "What? NO! HELP!"
The toaster now knows what must be done. "Okay, playing 'Help!' by the Beatles."
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