Ferret Williams

Guy: Those lemmings get on my nerves sometimes, Frisket.
Frisket: Should I prepare the orbital un-friendship cannon, sir?

Guy: We built our capitol to be the tallest structure on the island, but have you ever noticed that the old observatory that they turned into their capitol is exactly level with ours?

Guy: I should fire the ferret that overlooked the one thing this tower doesn’t overlook.
Frisket: You overlooked it too, sir. Does that mean I’m king now?