Denied. The year is 2132, the drink is rum Guy: Today we celebrate our company’s one millionth follower online! Notification hologram: Lulz McDuffy has stopped following Dook Island Exports. 999,999 followers. Guy: …
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In case you’re new to the comic, his wife’s name is Death, her skunk’s name is Scythee, and their daughter is Jenny. The year is 2132 Kenny: Scythee! You left your… Kenny: I mean JENNY- wait, I mean DEATHY! Death:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This was inspired by a conversation during the Comic Dish podcast episode from Feb 1, 2012 about how Modesty’s grandmother would slip up like this. The year is 2132 What? Death: JENNY, did you poop on the floor?! Death: I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The last time I molded a body under the covers, I painstakingly moved each vertex to go around Kenny’s form. Why did I do that? I wish I had remembered Blender’s shrinkwrap modifier like I did this time. I now[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t worry about Kenny, the wireless power is still being sent below him. Guy might have trouble getting a robot to clean the window while there’s no electricity being sent there, though. The year is 2132 Guy: I’m happy that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So tell me… who do you feel the most sorry for? Ferret legging is a contest to see who can keep a ferret in their pants the longest. The ferret must have sharp claws, sharp teeth, and it must not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The year is 2132 Guy: Your records say that you like traveling, humming soundtracks from girly movies, and tinkering with invisibility devices. Hobbes: My humming is in there? Guy: You know that I don’t like you, but you also have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My computer died 4 times while creating this comic. I might have pushed the limits of the 3D too far, but more likely my computer is just old. I need to run some maintenance on it, hopefully that’s all it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That ferret gave Guy some troubles back in the Kenny Chronicles comics starting with this one. The year is 2132 Receptionist: The king is ready to interview you now. Ferret: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mister… Ferret: …shit. Guy:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The year is 2132 Guy: Those lemmings get on my nerves sometimes, Frisket. Frisket: Should I prepare the orbital un-friendship cannon, sir? Guy: We built our capitol to be the tallest structure on the island, but have you ever noticed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…