Patrick’s Origin Story
It seemed like a good time to explain Patrick.
Furniture and foliage from Blogscopia.
The year is 2132
Kenny: Hey, I see Patrick and his dad! Lets go sit with them!
Death: How did you notice them so quickly?…
Death: Patrick! You’re glowing!
Patrick: Uh, yeah? I always glow. Dad, too. It’s kinda in our genes.
Doctor Aveo: My great-great-grandma was bred for Bioluminescence. Hence, the blue fur.
Kenny: You’ve never seen them in inadequate light before?
Patrick: Kenny used my butt as a beacon once when I was three years old.
Butt Beacon! Yeah Kenny would do something like that :D
The makeshift beacon saved 103 lives that night and allowed famed poet Jaque Faque Baroque to finish the Declaration Of Pizza that is revered as the most influential piece of writing in all of Tarnation's history.
…or not, I don't know. Probably not, actually.
oddly enough. this explains nothing to me. O.o
It explains why he's blue, and that he knows his dad(unlike Kenny).
His dad glows brighter then patrick