Pedantic Wares
One of many questions that bug me at work.
I’m tempted to add in 20 more copies of panels 2 and 3.
Customer: Excuse me, where’s the silverware?
Ferret: Oh, we don’t use silverware at this restaurant.Ferret: We do have plasticware, however.
Customer: Okay, smartass
Ferret: Smart ferret.
Ferret: Oh, we don’t use silverware at this restaurant.Ferret: We do have plasticware, however.
Customer: Okay, smartass
Ferret: Smart ferret.
I lik the way you think, here. Don’t forget, “Let me see your pen.” (Holds up pen to see.) “Oh, I’m sorry, did you want to borrow it? Why didn’t you say so?”
Hehehehehehehe
We just use the word “cutlery”. Seriously, it’s the one thing that seems consistent wherever I go in Canada. “Silverware” just sounds pretentious and silly. :D