Garret Garet Jerrett Gaireet I normally just say “Garrett with two T’s”, which also avoids being labelled “Jared”. ↓ TranscriptA barista asks the Garrett ferret "…and what name will be on this order?" The ferret just shys away with an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That price has never sounded so scary before yesterday morning. No, I didn’t eat both meals, one was for my mom. Personally I don’t feel like burritos are a breakfast food. Especially when they put tater tots in them. That’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You’re such a doll. Transcript: … … … Ferret: I can take your order whenever you’re- Customer: Oh! I thought you were a plush doll!
She said hair, not fur. It CAN’T be mine! Transcript: Customer: Lady, there’s a hair in my sandwich. Ferret: What? Why does everybody always look at me when that happens?
And then Guy shows up completely uninvited. The year is 2132 Kenny: And you thought it was bad when your skunk sheds. Not even the darkness hides Patrick’s fur! Sound effect: Yoink! (The sound of fur being quickly yanked out)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It seemed like a good time to explain Patrick. Furniture and foliage from Blogscopia. The year is 2132 Kenny: Hey, I see Patrick and his dad! Lets go sit with them! Death: How did you notice them so quickly?… Death:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
