Boisterous Lemming

on September 20, 2012 at 9:05 am and modified on December 30, 2012. at 10:11 pm

Out-of-context phrases tickle me.

The year is 2132

My parents challenged me to a video game last night, but they had no idea how awesome I am with it.
My character was carrying 3 bazookas and a magnum…
(he pronounced it wrong, and the second lemming corrects him)
Whatever- and I snuck up on the hole where newbies are always camping, because you know how lame my parents are…
And then boom! I killed my dad!