Ook/Dook Island is 2-3 city blocks wide on each side and on a platform that generally stays stable in hurricanes. Not worth stopping a 100 mile wide hurricane for. As for other residents of the sea, well, they’re mostly on boats that can outrun a hurricane. You’re on your own, ferrets and lemmings.

The year is 2132

Guy: I’ve had my team research the costs of various options for dealing with the hurricane.
(First bar says “By sea”)
Guy: To move the island, we’d have to hire some tow boats, because the internal engines are only built to keep it from drifting. This would be too expensive for us.
(Second bar says “By air”)
Likewise, weather control is only cost-effective if you have a coast 500 times the width of this island.
(Third bar says “By whatever he said”)
After predicting
the cost of repairs,
we found that the cheapest plan is to…
(Fourth bar says “Let it hit us”)
Kenny: Just let it hit us?!
We just paid for repairs already!