Do you want this potentially-deadly shot of serum injected into you anyway, Damien?

Also, I’ve apparently been putting the wrong year at the top of these comics, because Kenny was 14 in that year & the last Kenny Chronicles comics happened in 2129. Ferrets Versus Lemmings is actually taking place in 2132 and Kenny is 21 years old. I have NO idea how I got 2125. I also don’t know how soon I’ll get them corrected on this site.

The year is 2132, not 2125. All previous claims of 2125 were utterly incorrect & will be flogged until they change.

Guy:
We have two announcements
to make today.

First: We will begin dangerous experiments on prisoners convicted of murder, so that they can still benefit the public in some way.

Guy:
The second announcement is of the wrongful murder conviction of damien claude cat. We’ve decided that he couldn’t possibly have slashed that guy’s throat.
Guy: And the third announcement is that experimentation on prisoners is cancelled.