Well, they ARE married, and their child just happens to be with the babysitter who conveniently didn’t have a date, so what do you expect them to do, play cards? Now, who’s going to take care of this pet skunk?

Have a happy Valentine’s Day tomorrow. Eat lots of chocolate!

The year is 2132

Kenny:
Happy Valentine’s Day, honey. I’m your gift. Are you ready to unwrap me?
Death: Mmm… I brought you a present that matches perfectly.
Kenny: Let me have it, then.
Kenny: Is this a joke?!
Death: I swear I didn’t bring her in! Although her fur does match…