As of 2012, the Venus De Milo is still at the Louvre, but if it’s still in good condition when space travel is common, there’s a good chance it’ll be found on Venus next to walls of graffiti of things that rhyme with the planet’s name.

The year is 2132. What’s in the news?

…And lastly, after being stolen ten years ago, the world-famous Venus De Milo statue has finally been found.
…on Venus!
Text on image: “Right there!”