Happy Thanksgiving on Thursday and Black Friday on some other day to those of you in the United States, and for those outside… I hear today’s also Play Monopoly Day, which can lead to about as many fights as both of those holidays.

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As the ferret rocks the gravy boat with his unbridled enthusiasm, he cries out to his nonexistent shipmates, "Hoist the napkins! Yam the torpedoes! Keelhaul the first person to discuss politics!"