I Am A Loaf Of Bread
My cat’s hobby: changing the shape of boxes.
I know I have a photo of him in an octagonal box(it was rectangular before he got in it), but after looking for an hour I don’t know where it is.
Transcript:
(Box says “dook”, the sound of a ferret)
My box.
My box.
MY box!
And what does that have to do with a loaf of bread?
It’s a stretch, but the ferret sees the box as a bread costume, being the same shape. Likewise, the cat would be conforming his shape to be that of a loaf of bread if the box didn’t stretch out. Likewise, the ferret is squashing like bread.
Mostly, that’s the title that came to me first and it sounded funny. I am a loaf of bread.