Time to be counter-counter-intuitive.

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I really can't understand why, if I tell somebody what annoys me, that makes them want to do that.
For instance, if I were to say that I hate it when people give me chocolate cake, people would give me chocolate cake.
If they REALLY wanted to get me riled up, they'd make it sweet, delicious German chocolate cake right out of the oven!
Funny how that works. The ferret is now enjoying a plethora of chocolate cakes.