The year is 2132

News ferret:
Even Duke Kenny has said, and I quote, “There are too many lemmings on this island.”

Kenny:
That was taken completely out of context!

Death:
Oh? Tell me what you actually meant by that statement.
Kenny: Well, you see, I thought I had seen you shopping at Pickle Barrel, and I figured I would sneak up on you and grab your butt. Turns out, male lemmings get surprised by that, too.

May: Woah, Kenny, you’re likely to get clobbered with a kumquat for doing that!

Kenny: I did.