This Is Why I Use Ferret
Garret
Garet
Jerrett
Gaireet
I normally just say “Garrett with two T’s”, which also avoids being labelled “Jared”.
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A barista asks the Garrett ferret "...and what name will be on this order?"
The ferret just shys away with an "ummmm..."
"What, you don't know your name?"
The ferret explains, "Everybody always spells it wrong."
The barista assures him, "It's only for calling your name."
Ferret relents, "Just, use 'Kenny' to be safe. I don't like my name being misspelled." followed up quickly with "OR MIS-HEARD" as the name "Kitty" shows up on the screen.
The ferret just shys away with an "ummmm..."
"What, you don't know your name?"
The ferret explains, "Everybody always spells it wrong."
The barista assures him, "It's only for calling your name."
Ferret relents, "Just, use 'Kenny' to be safe. I don't like my name being misspelled." followed up quickly with "OR MIS-HEARD" as the name "Kitty" shows up on the screen.
That’s about the point when I would say, “Just point at me and yell, “Yo! Your stuff’s ready!””
That would work for me!
I use “FOX” for restaurants and orders because it’s so short it’s HARD to get wrong.