Lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery

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A ferret pops his or her head into the office to notify everybody, "I'm picking up some things at a Presidents Day Sale. Anybody need anything for the office? Staples? Paper clips? Wine?" At this point, the Garrett ferret turns up the volume on Metallica's song called "Battery". "Garrett, stop blasting Metallica. Anybody?" The music just keeps repeating the word "BATTERY! BATTERY!"
Soon, the first ferret resolves, "Okay, I guess nobody needs anyth-"
"We need BATTERIES!" interrupts the Garrett Ferret.
The first ferret retorts, "You should've said something!"