The speed boosts were the REAL slowdown. ↓ Transcript"How close is your program to finishing that report?" a co-worker asks Garrett as if it might change the speed of things. Garrett answers, "It's… 82% done." "Good! Hey, aren't you glad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Or maybe it’s “pancAkes” ↓ TranscriptA co-worker leans over to the Garrett ferret, "Hey Garrett, I forgot my password. Can I use yours to get in real quick?". Garrett obliges, "Sure! It's…" and spouts out a 100-character password with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
******* ↓ TranscriptA website or program asks the ferret to create a password, so he types in "Butts". The computer tells him "Password must be at least 6 characters long". The ferret responds, "Why didn't you say that in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We get plenty of these at work. ↓ TranscriptThe ferrets are at work having a dull old time when someone announces, "PUPPY BREAK!". Suddenly a flock of puppies flows into the room tackling and licking the ferrets to their sudden[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We pulled our Nerf guns on a co-worker just last week. I forgot what he did, but he deserved it. ↓ TranscriptAlexa walks into the office to say, "Hey Garrett, I-" when she sees 2 of her co-workers with Nerf[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Based on a real experience I had on December 30, 2016. I later found out I simply had one of the files open that it was trying to write to. I used some code from the actual automation to generate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We all get a bit of imposter syndrome from time to time, right? ↓ TranscriptThe Garrett ferret is typing on his work computer while thinking to himself, "I'm not getting enough done. I don't even really know how to DO[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptI will cut you… out of the equation by automating the work I pass on to you. That'll lighten your workload a little.
↓ Transcript"Hey Garrett, want some chocolate-covered nuts?" Garrett ponders the canister for a tenth of a second. "Sure, even though peanuts are technically legumes." Unaffected, the nut-bearing ferret returns with, "Well sure, but there's also Brazil nuts. It's got 'nut'[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript"Hey man, the doctors have me on some really strong drugs, so I might be out of it today." "Well, if the walls start talking to you, it means you're plastered."
