The speed boosts were the REAL slowdown. ↓ Transcript"How close is your program to finishing that report?" a co-worker asks Garrett as if it might change the speed of things. Garrett answers, "It's… 82% done." "Good! Hey, aren't you glad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Or maybe it’s “pancAkes” ↓ TranscriptA co-worker leans over to the Garrett ferret, "Hey Garrett, I forgot my password. Can I use yours to get in real quick?". Garrett obliges, "Sure! It's…" and spouts out a 100-character password with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We get plenty of these at work. ↓ TranscriptThe ferrets are at work having a dull old time when someone announces, "PUPPY BREAK!". Suddenly a flock of puppies flows into the room tackling and licking the ferrets to their sudden[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We pulled our Nerf guns on a co-worker just last week. I forgot what he did, but he deserved it. ↓ TranscriptAlexa walks into the office to say, "Hey Garrett, I-" when she sees 2 of her co-workers with Nerf[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We all get a bit of imposter syndrome from time to time, right? ↓ TranscriptThe Garrett ferret is typing on his work computer while thinking to himself, "I'm not getting enough done. I don't even really know how to DO[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptI will cut you… out of the equation by automating the work I pass on to you. That'll lighten your workload a little.
↓ Transcript"Hey Garrett, want some chocolate-covered nuts?" Garrett ponders the canister for a tenth of a second. "Sure, even though peanuts are technically legumes." Unaffected, the nut-bearing ferret returns with, "Well sure, but there's also Brazil nuts. It's got 'nut'[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript"Hey man, the doctors have me on some really strong drugs, so I might be out of it today." "Well, if the walls start talking to you, it means you're plastered."
Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery ↓ TranscriptA ferret pops his or her head into the office to notify everybody, "I'm picking up some things at a Presidents Day Sale. Anybody need anything for the office? Staples? Paper[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It really had been close to 20 years since I had been to the gym, and people were right that the pain goes away after a few weeks as your body gets used to the increased activity. I’ve been going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
