And yet, it gets everywhere. My costume was a black shirt with the Batman logo, a cheap black cape, black pants, and a Batman knitted cap. ↓ TranscriptThe Garrett ferret notifies a passing ferret, "Um, you still have some glitter[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloveen!
Technically, humans are animals too, so these labels stand out to me for the wrong reason. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret holds a bottle of Guinea Pig Shampoo and reads a message on the back which claims, "This shampoo not tested on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptThe ferret is surprised. "Woah! This cheesecake has 0 milligrams of cholesterol!" The clerk corrects him, "That's actually the letters 'O M G'."
Happy Shark Week! ↓ TranscriptFerret is enjoying a chili dog with nachos on the deck. Suddenly he has an idea! "CHILI SHARK ATTACK!" he yells as he shoves a chili dog with shark fins made out of nachos straight at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know how prevalent this problem is, it seems people like these bottles, but I stopped buying them long ago because you can’t get just a dab of ketchup, and it’s a little hard to aim when the cap[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not a fan of tomatoes anyway
I’m not sure if Europe’s new privacy laws apply to customer service calls, but it would make sense. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is on the phone while holding a bag of delicious Ferret Num Nums. Over the phone he hears, "Your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Base defence games make for some alarming moments at work. I think the inspiration for this comic was in 2014, the first full year of my hiatus. I hadn’t even considered making the coworkers ferrets yet. ↓ TranscriptGarrett the ferret[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s the 2nd anniversary of Pokemon Go today! ↓ TranscriptA parody of the Pokemon Go loading screen starts us out, with an Alolan form ferret to the side of the phone. If you don't know what an Alolan form is,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
