Knife.exe
↓ TranscriptI will cut you… out of the equation by automating the work I pass on to you. That'll lighten your workload a little.
↓ TranscriptI will cut you… out of the equation by automating the work I pass on to you. That'll lighten your workload a little.
↓ Transcript"Hey Garrett, want some chocolate-covered nuts?" Garrett ponders the canister for a tenth of a second. "Sure, even though peanuts are technically legumes." Unaffected, the nut-bearing ferret returns with, "Well sure, but there's also Brazil nuts. It's got 'nut'[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript"Hey man, the doctors have me on some really strong drugs, so I might be out of it today." "Well, if the walls start talking to you, it means you're plastered."
Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery ↓ TranscriptA ferret pops his or her head into the office to notify everybody, "I'm picking up some things at a Presidents Day Sale. Anybody need anything for the office? Staples? Paper[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Eventually I just stopped sleeping during the day ↓ TranscriptI once tried a sleep mask. It had issues, like slipping over my nose. The problems continued, with it uncovering one eye. And since the comic portrays me as a ferret,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…