↓ Transcript"Hey Garrett, want some chocolate-covered nuts?" Garrett ponders the canister for a tenth of a second. "Sure, even though peanuts are technically legumes." Unaffected, the nut-bearing ferret returns with, "Well sure, but there's also Brazil nuts. It's got 'nut'[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why do they keep avoiding your name, Alexa? What’s the deal? “Here are your deals… Marshall Pet Banana Hammock, it’s $15.10 after a discount of $6.49” Shut up, Alexa! A relevant song: My Dear Alexa, which is also available[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Most outsider characters at the office will be dogs, because I work at a very dog-friendly office, and it keeps me from spending hours just trying to decide what species a one-shot character will be. I might give attributes of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript3 ferrets are sitting around the break room table. Two are dooking around quietly on their smartphones while the third one sleeps. After the left ferret notices the long stretch of silence, he blurts out, "Hey phone… are you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m trying to desensitize myself to spicy foods and have gotten to the point where I can tolerate “mild”, or any of the Taco Bell sauces.
Yes, this is almost 24 hours late. Definitely getting back into the rhythm, as if I had a rhythm before the hiatus. None of the ferrets in this comic represent any of my actual co-workers.
