I know at least one friend taking it kinda hard. ↓ TranscriptGarrett the ferret explains to another, "You'll have to excuse his lack of Christmas cheer. He suffered a huge loss this year and this is his first holiday season[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Thanksgiving on Thursday and Black Friday on some other day to those of you in the United States, and for those outside… I hear today’s also Play Monopoly Day, which can lead to about as many fights as both[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I figured if I’m getting a new stove after this fire, I might as well get the stove I wanted, and the new one is much better. It’s sheer coincidence that all the replacement appliances were the same color scheme(except[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nobody was hurt, we’re mostly back to normal, and this kitchen reset has allowed for a reevaluation of how we organize the kitchen. Over the years, new things were accumulated without having a designated spot. We didn’t even have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And yet, it gets everywhere. My costume was a black shirt with the Batman logo, a cheap black cape, black pants, and a Batman knitted cap. ↓ TranscriptThe Garrett ferret notifies a passing ferret, "Um, you still have some glitter[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloveen!
Technically, humans are animals too, so these labels stand out to me for the wrong reason. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret holds a bottle of Guinea Pig Shampoo and reads a message on the back which claims, "This shampoo not tested on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptThe ferret is surprised. "Woah! This cheesecake has 0 milligrams of cholesterol!" The clerk corrects him, "That's actually the letters 'O M G'."
Happy Shark Week! ↓ TranscriptFerret is enjoying a chili dog with nachos on the deck. Suddenly he has an idea! "CHILI SHARK ATTACK!" he yells as he shoves a chili dog with shark fins made out of nachos straight at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know how prevalent this problem is, it seems people like these bottles, but I stopped buying them long ago because you can’t get just a dab of ketchup, and it’s a little hard to aim when the cap[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
