Drawn at the gym after doing some extra research for this comic. Is it supposed to feel like it’s crushing my skull? ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is in a massage chair at the gym, in an alcove next to the noisy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ferret Williams
Why wasn’t THAT advertised?! That thing about American Gladiators(an athletic game show somewhat similar to American Ninja Warrior if it also had bodybuilders as obstacles, that ran from 1989-1996), yes that is all I knew about medicine balls. I had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How not to use battle ropes at the gym. Thankfully I was shown the proper way on the first day, because I’d be looking at those rope-bangers oddly. ↓ TranscriptA squirrel is banging two heavy ropes against the mat so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember to wipe down the exercise machines, people. Especially during cold and flu season. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret ponders an exercise machine that dangles a handle from a pair of pulleys, with a stack of weights inside the tower-shaped machine that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Feral Fitness
Ah, January. The perfect time to have comics about going to the gym… but not the perfect time to start going to a gym because New Year’s resolutions rarely last. I actually started going to the gym in July, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This morning’s DA BOMB
One of my nieces made me a homemade bath bomb at Christmas, so of course I’ve had them on my mind recently. Apparently some will really turn the water some psychedelic colors, and some even have a toy inside! ↓[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My fitness app(Samsung Health) really does congratulate me for waking up on time, even if I got to bed so late that it should be berating me. If you’re wondering where the comic for December 31 is, I gave up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Christmas Song
Merry Christmas and a happy Festivus. I’ve put together a Christmas playlist for you on Spotify! Also, video for The Christmas Song after that. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret will now sing The Christmas Song for you, also known as Chestnuts Roasting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And for you, a Nobel prize. Curtsey of Mister Alfred Nobel himself! ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is lovingly wrapping some gifts consisting of an anvil and a stick of dynamite. The caption says, "Cartoon gifts". Ain't he a stinker?
Tax-Deductible Holiday Kindness
Why do they keep avoiding your name, Alexa? What’s the deal? “Here are your deals… Marshall Pet Banana Hammock, it’s $15.10 after a discount of $6.49” Shut up, Alexa! A relevant song: My Dear Alexa, which is also available[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…











