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3 ferrets are sitting around the break room table. Two are dooking around quietly on their smartphones while the third one sleeps. After the left ferret notices the long stretch of silence, he blurts out, "Hey phone... are you listening to our conversation?". Four phones unanimously claim "no". Yet, off in the distance, a lone phone dares to tell the truth. "Yes". Sleeping ferret falls to the floor.