Report On The Report
The speed boosts were the REAL slowdown.
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"How close is your program to finishing that report?" a co-worker asks Garrett as if it might change the speed of things.
Garrett answers, "It's... 82% done."
"Good! Hey, aren't you glad I suggested adding a progress bar? Pretty handy!" brags the co-worker.
Garrett just continues to stare hazily at his computer screen as he responds, "Would've been done already if I hadn't taken the time to program that stupid bar."
Garrett answers, "It's... 82% done."
"Good! Hey, aren't you glad I suggested adding a progress bar? Pretty handy!" brags the co-worker.
Garrett just continues to stare hazily at his computer screen as he responds, "Would've been done already if I hadn't taken the time to program that stupid bar."
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