Happy Dog Day, everybody. ↓ TranscriptA poodle-like dog without the fancy haircut is carrying a newspaper in his mouth when a German shepherd comes out of nowhere and starts barking at him, scaring poodle boy back. The German shepherd then[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The speed boosts were the REAL slowdown. ↓ Transcript"How close is your program to finishing that report?" a co-worker asks Garrett as if it might change the speed of things. Garrett answers, "It's… 82% done." "Good! Hey, aren't you glad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
nom ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is enjoying his grape jelly sandwich when a pesky fly lands on his left shoulder. He shoos it away with his right hand, but he got some of that jelly on his shoulder because he's a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Garret Garet Jerrett Gaireet I normally just say “Garrett with two T’s”, which also avoids being labelled “Jared”. ↓ TranscriptA barista asks the Garrett ferret "…and what name will be on this order?" The ferret just shys away with an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Matrix leaves Netflix on July 1st, by the way. I hope to do a double-feature with that and Ralph Breaks The Internet. ↓ TranscriptAgent Smith sits in front of the ferret with a huge stack of papers and tells[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I just felt like drawing meerkats. ↓ TranscriptTwo meerkats with headsets are giving tech support. "No, click the X in the upper-RIGHT corner" "The control key. Bottom-left corner of your keyboard. Yes, C-T-R-L." "No, you don't have a virus. It's[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The best part of getting a new solid-state drive for my computer was getting the dust out for the first time since I built the computer 5 years ago. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is getting the dust out of his desktop[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My review of Detective Pikachu: Pika pika pika, pika pika! Geoduuuuuude. Luvdisc. (Super effective!) ↓ TranscriptToday, I just wanted to draw the ferret eating jelly. I might have been inspired by watching Detective Pikachu.
↓ TranscriptThe ferret is at an ice cream shop and he feels he has to point out to the cashier, "You really shouldn't abbreviate your dessert menu like that." The cashier snarks, "Do I go to your cage and tell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Or maybe it’s “pancAkes” ↓ TranscriptA co-worker leans over to the Garrett ferret, "Hey Garrett, I forgot my password. Can I use yours to get in real quick?". Garrett obliges, "Sure! It's…" and spouts out a 100-character password with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
