******* ↓ TranscriptA website or program asks the ferret to create a password, so he types in "Butts". The computer tells him "Password must be at least 6 characters long". The ferret responds, "Why didn't you say that in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t be pithy, ferret. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is sleeping peacefully when he suddenly awakes to a realization! "I could've zested that lemon for extra flavor in my zucchini bread! Wait, THAT is what woke me up at 3 AM?"
I seriously hope none of the joke guesses turn out to be true. Squirrel Girl should have her own movie first. I actually sought out spoilers so I knew what NOT to include here. I mean, what if Squirrel Girl[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We get plenty of these at work. ↓ TranscriptThe ferrets are at work having a dull old time when someone announces, "PUPPY BREAK!". Suddenly a flock of puppies flows into the room tackling and licking the ferrets to their sudden[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We pulled our Nerf guns on a co-worker just last week. I forgot what he did, but he deserved it. ↓ TranscriptAlexa walks into the office to say, "Hey Garrett, I-" when she sees 2 of her co-workers with Nerf[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the winds of springtime. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret begins to exit the gym after a satisfying workout. As soon as the door opens slightly, the wind pulls it violently the rest of the way, taking the ferret with it. "I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
…and that’s the story behind the most recent missed updates. I had fun, met Sean Gunn(Kraglin on Guardians of the Galaxy, stand-in for Rocket, director’s brother), and saw lots of geeky things at Branson Comicon. I’ve shared my photos on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Based on a real experience I had on December 30, 2016. I later found out I simply had one of the files open that it was trying to write to. I used some code from the actual automation to generate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We all get a bit of imposter syndrome from time to time, right? ↓ TranscriptThe Garrett ferret is typing on his work computer while thinking to himself, "I'm not getting enough done. I don't even really know how to DO[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptI will cut you… out of the equation by automating the work I pass on to you. That'll lighten your workload a little.
