Remember to wipe down the exercise machines, people. Especially during cold and flu season. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret ponders an exercise machine that dangles a handle from a pair of pulleys, with a stack of weights inside the tower-shaped machine that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, January. The perfect time to have comics about going to the gym… but not the perfect time to start going to a gym because New Year’s resolutions rarely last. I actually started going to the gym in July, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of my nieces made me a homemade bath bomb at Christmas, so of course I’ve had them on my mind recently. Apparently some will really turn the water some psychedelic colors, and some even have a toy inside! ↓[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My fitness app(Samsung Health) really does congratulate me for waking up on time, even if I got to bed so late that it should be berating me. If you’re wondering where the comic for December 31 is, I gave up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Merry Christmas and a happy Festivus. I’ve put together a Christmas playlist for you on Spotify! Also, video for The Christmas Song after that. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret will now sing The Christmas Song for you, also known as Chestnuts Roasting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And for you, a Nobel prize. Curtsey of Mister Alfred Nobel himself! ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is lovingly wrapping some gifts consisting of an anvil and a stick of dynamite. The caption says, "Cartoon gifts". Ain't he a stinker?
Why do they keep avoiding your name, Alexa? What’s the deal? “Here are your deals… Marshall Pet Banana Hammock, it’s $15.10 after a discount of $6.49” Shut up, Alexa! A relevant song: My Dear Alexa, which is also available[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know at least one friend taking it kinda hard. ↓ TranscriptGarrett the ferret explains to another, "You'll have to excuse his lack of Christmas cheer. He suffered a huge loss this year and this is his first holiday season[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Thanksgiving on Thursday and Black Friday on some other day to those of you in the United States, and for those outside… I hear today’s also Play Monopoly Day, which can lead to about as many fights as both[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I figured if I’m getting a new stove after this fire, I might as well get the stove I wanted, and the new one is much better. It’s sheer coincidence that all the replacement appliances were the same color scheme(except[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
