↓ TranscriptThe ferret is at an ice cream shop and he feels he has to point out to the cashier, "You really shouldn't abbreviate your dessert menu like that." The cashier snarks, "Do I go to your cage and tell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Or maybe it’s “pancAkes” ↓ TranscriptA co-worker leans over to the Garrett ferret, "Hey Garrett, I forgot my password. Can I use yours to get in real quick?". Garrett obliges, "Sure! It's…" and spouts out a 100-character password with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
******* ↓ TranscriptA website or program asks the ferret to create a password, so he types in "Butts". The computer tells him "Password must be at least 6 characters long". The ferret responds, "Why didn't you say that in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t be pithy, ferret. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is sleeping peacefully when he suddenly awakes to a realization! "I could've zested that lemon for extra flavor in my zucchini bread! Wait, THAT is what woke me up at 3 AM?"
I seriously hope none of the joke guesses turn out to be true. Squirrel Girl should have her own movie first. I actually sought out spoilers so I knew what NOT to include here. I mean, what if Squirrel Girl[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We get plenty of these at work. ↓ TranscriptThe ferrets are at work having a dull old time when someone announces, "PUPPY BREAK!". Suddenly a flock of puppies flows into the room tackling and licking the ferrets to their sudden[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We pulled our Nerf guns on a co-worker just last week. I forgot what he did, but he deserved it. ↓ TranscriptAlexa walks into the office to say, "Hey Garrett, I-" when she sees 2 of her co-workers with Nerf[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the winds of springtime. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret begins to exit the gym after a satisfying workout. As soon as the door opens slightly, the wind pulls it violently the rest of the way, taking the ferret with it. "I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
…and that’s the story behind the most recent missed updates. I had fun, met Sean Gunn(Kraglin on Guardians of the Galaxy, stand-in for Rocket, director’s brother), and saw lots of geeky things at Branson Comicon. I’ve shared my photos on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t tell Squirrel Girl! ↓ TranscriptCaptain Marvel is being attacked by five squirrels when suddenly the director yells, "CUT! I said SKRULLS!"
