The speed boosts were the REAL slowdown. ↓ Transcript"How close is your program to finishing that report?" a co-worker asks Garrett as if it might change the speed of things. Garrett answers, "It's… 82% done." "Good! Hey, aren't you glad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Based on a real experience I had on December 30, 2016. I later found out I simply had one of the files open that it was trying to write to. I used some code from the actual automation to generate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We all get a bit of imposter syndrome from time to time, right? ↓ TranscriptThe Garrett ferret is typing on his work computer while thinking to himself, "I'm not getting enough done. I don't even really know how to DO[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptI will cut you… out of the equation by automating the work I pass on to you. That'll lighten your workload a little.
It really had been close to 20 years since I had been to the gym, and people were right that the pain goes away after a few weeks as your body gets used to the increased activity. I’ve been going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of my nieces made me a homemade bath bomb at Christmas, so of course I’ve had them on my mind recently. Apparently some will really turn the water some psychedelic colors, and some even have a toy inside! ↓[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, this is almost 24 hours late. Definitely getting back into the rhythm, as if I had a rhythm before the hiatus. None of the ferrets in this comic represent any of my actual co-workers.
She said hair, not fur. It CAN’T be mine! Transcript: Customer: Lady, there’s a hair in my sandwich. Ferret: What? Why does everybody always look at me when that happens?
I’m leaving it up to you to decide what is in the glass. It’s more fun that way. Glass: Water. Customer: Hmm? Oh, I understand. You switched my soda pop with water because I didn’t pay for soda pop.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
