↓ Transcript"Hey Garrett, want some chocolate-covered nuts?" Garrett ponders the canister for a tenth of a second. "Sure, even though peanuts are technically legumes." Unaffected, the nut-bearing ferret returns with, "Well sure, but there's also Brazil nuts. It's got 'nut'[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript"Hey man, the doctors have me on some really strong drugs, so I might be out of it today." "Well, if the walls start talking to you, it means you're plastered."
Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery ↓ TranscriptA ferret pops his or her head into the office to notify everybody, "I'm picking up some things at a Presidents Day Sale. Anybody need anything for the office? Staples? Paper[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Eventually I just stopped sleeping during the day ↓ TranscriptI once tried a sleep mask. It had issues, like slipping over my nose. The problems continued, with it uncovering one eye. And since the comic portrays me as a ferret,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WHO ARE YOU?!
It really had been close to 20 years since I had been to the gym, and people were right that the pain goes away after a few weeks as your body gets used to the increased activity. I’ve been going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Drawn at the gym after doing some extra research for this comic. Is it supposed to feel like it’s crushing my skull? ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is in a massage chair at the gym, in an alcove next to the noisy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why wasn’t THAT advertised?! That thing about American Gladiators(an athletic game show somewhat similar to American Ninja Warrior if it also had bodybuilders as obstacles, that ran from 1989-1996), yes that is all I knew about medicine balls. I had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How not to use battle ropes at the gym. Thankfully I was shown the proper way on the first day, because I’d be looking at those rope-bangers oddly. ↓ TranscriptA squirrel is banging two heavy ropes against the mat so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember to wipe down the exercise machines, people. Especially during cold and flu season. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret ponders an exercise machine that dangles a handle from a pair of pulleys, with a stack of weights inside the tower-shaped machine that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
