Based on a real experience I had on December 30, 2016. I later found out I simply had one of the files open that it was trying to write to. I used some code from the actual automation to generate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ferret Williams
We all get a bit of imposter syndrome from time to time, right? ↓ TranscriptThe Garrett ferret is typing on his work computer while thinking to himself, "I'm not getting enough done. I don't even really know how to DO[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Knife.exe
↓ TranscriptI will cut you… out of the equation by automating the work I pass on to you. That'll lighten your workload a little.
↓ Transcript"Hey Garrett, want some chocolate-covered nuts?" Garrett ponders the canister for a tenth of a second. "Sure, even though peanuts are technically legumes." Unaffected, the nut-bearing ferret returns with, "Well sure, but there's also Brazil nuts. It's got 'nut'[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ Transcript"Hey man, the doctors have me on some really strong drugs, so I might be out of it today." "Well, if the walls start talking to you, it means you're plastered."
Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery ↓ TranscriptA ferret pops his or her head into the office to notify everybody, "I'm picking up some things at a Presidents Day Sale. Anybody need anything for the office? Staples? Paper[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Eventually I just stopped sleeping during the day ↓ TranscriptI once tried a sleep mask. It had issues, like slipping over my nose. The problems continued, with it uncovering one eye. And since the comic portrays me as a ferret,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It really had been close to 20 years since I had been to the gym, and people were right that the pain goes away after a few weeks as your body gets used to the increased activity. I’ve been going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Drawn at the gym after doing some extra research for this comic. Is it supposed to feel like it’s crushing my skull? ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is in a massage chair at the gym, in an alcove next to the noisy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…











